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Do You Ever Masturbate to Pornstar That Looks Like Someone You Know

Simon King Doesn't Desire to Be That Guy Anymore

The old MTV VJ peaked in the aughts. Now, he'due south existence lauded by the Hollywood aristocracy.

Photo: Ryan Pfluger. Styling by Tiffani Moreno. Preparation past Johnny Hernandez for Fierro Agency using Kevin Murphy products.

Photo: Ryan Pfluger. Styling past Tiffani Moreno. Grooming past Johnny Hernandez for Fierro Agency using Kevin Murphy products.

Photograph: Ryan Pfluger. Styling by Tiffani Moreno. Preparation by Johnny Hernandez for Fierro Agency using Kevin Murphy products.

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Come to the desert. Past the rock gardens and the suntanned retirees. Past the looming peaks of the San Bernardinos and the windmills that smooth like sci-fi sentinels. By the hippie chicken farms, the ammo shops, the CBD emporiums. Past the point where the pavement stops and the road turns to sand. Here, you will find the man who made "My Dick."

For two decades, Simon King had been on a Gump-like bout of the to the lowest degree prestigious jobs in Hollywood: male model, MTV VJ, sitcom histrion, Scary Movie doofus, white rapper, and Vine star. He partied with Paris Hilton when she was the nearly famous person in America and Charlie Sheen when he was. As you might judge, this was non the earth's about sustainable career path. Things slowed downwards for a skillful 10 years. Looking back on this flow, he thinks of a lesson a meditation instructor in one case taught him. "When you get a pie in the face up, savor it. Don't play the victim. Taste information technology. Smile," he says, miming pedagogically. "That's a good pie." Not to go all "Tears of a Clown" on yous, only he has tasted a lot of pies.

Male monarch lives off the grid in Joshua Tree at present, in a studio made from two shipping containers on a 5-acre slice of the Mojave Desert. Having lived in cities his unabridged life, he felt exhausted by humanity. "I'thousand not trying to be a recluse," he says. "I'm hypersensitive. I only feel things too much." He bought the property in February 2020. It was supposed to be just a weekend getaway, merely, well, y'all know what happened. The vibes got bad in Los Angeles, and then Rex sold most of his property and moved in total time. He had planned to rent the place out every bit an Airbnb but has since decided against it: "I didn't want strangers having sex in my bed."

It wasn't just the pandemic that sent Rex into the desert. The truth is he was tired. Of calling his agent, wondering if there was anything out in that location. Of clawing for whatever opportunity. Of sitting effectually hung-over, doing the math on how long he could get by until the next paycheck. Of taking whatever gig came up, even if he hated it, then antisocial himself for antisocial it considering how many people would impale to be in his place? He had hit a rough patch, but he'd had a skilful run, reinvented himself several times over. Still, Los Angeles can embalm y'all. Did he really desire to be that washed-up center-aged guy, forever convinced that this pilot season would exist his big comeback? Instead, he would move to the middle of nowhere and run into what came side by side.

On the advice of a buddy, he buried xxx days' worth of food and bought a gun. The ii of them did tactical grooming like a real-life Telephone call of Duty. He was suddenly roughing information technology in the loftier desert with no oestrus and no AC. He had only ii goals each solar day: Stay warm and consume. In that location was something pure well-nigh it. "Similar, this is my commute," he says on the drive upwards, gesturing to the prehistoric mural. He's dressed in the local style in a weathered white T-shirt and fancy Crocs. "Any time I go to L.A., I commencement feeling my shoulders tense up. When I'm upwardly here, I immediately — whoosh. This place heals you lot. Every single night, yous're in a different Salvador Dalí painting. It's fucking magical."

Then 1 mean solar day, the phone rang. The man on the other end, director Sean Baker, was offering him a starring role in a picture chosen Scarlet Rocket . It was the story of an aging porn star in search of a fresh start. For many reasons, Rex was the just homo in Hollywood who could have played the function, so it'south appropriate that Cherry Rocket has given him a reset button as well. Instead of weathering a societal collapse, Rex has spent the past few months jetting to international film festivals, existence lauded by the giants of cinema, and earning Oscar buzz. A yr ago, Rex seemed, fifty-fifty to himself, a relic of millennial celebrity culture; now, similar a vintage armchair, he has been plucked out and reupholstered.

"It's the psychology of, like, if you go out with a safety in your pocket and think you're gonna get laid, it doesn't happen," he says. "It'due south only when you surrender that things happen."

Male monarch is not just his looks, but his story won't make sense without talking near them. "Simon was like fully smolderingly handsome," says the record producer Mark Ronson, who modeled with him in the '90s. Young Simon had a vulpine stare, piercing dark-green eyes, and abs for days. When, during a guest stint on Felicity , he fixed his gaze on Keri Russell and told her with the utmost sincerity that he wanted to sketch her, you could understand why all thoughts of Ben and Noel flew right out from under her curls. And he has aged well. He doesn't accept the baby face anymore, only the wrinkles have seasoned him.

In Rex's narrative of his life, he has been "a leaf in the air current" — opportunities come up floating out of the sky, and he accepts them without a hint of guile or strategy. At xviii, fresh out of high school and living in Oakland, Rex started seeing an aspiring model who indirectly opened the doors to a new life. "It was a crazy fourth dimension," he says. He was attention community college and working at a potato-sack factory. "I went to a rave in San Francisco, and I met this beautiful girl. I was enamored with her dazzler because where I lived there weren't a lot of models. Her mom had a Cesarean; when she was built-in, they cut her out and left her with a really big scar, which was hot." Talking to King is a chip like riding a conversational roller coaster. I moment you're correct side up, the adjacent you're on a wild loop-de-loop tangent, just you always go back to where you started. (He has been diagnosed with ADHD, which he prefers to keep unmedicated: "I would rather be in my crazy-weird brain.")

He dropped everything and moved in with her. "We got an flat in Hollywood, her 2-yr-onetime son's calling me Daddy — I was in manner over my head," he says. Modeling wasn't happening for the girlfriend, just all of a sudden, information technology was happening for him. "I would bulldoze her to castings. I'm sitting with her son on my lap, and the casting director comes out proverb, 'Who's he?' She's like, 'Oh, he's non a model. That'due south my boyfriend.' They're like, 'He has a good look for this job nosotros need.' The next thing you know, I was on a flight to Milan. I got her dream, and we didn't final."

Was he a skillful model? "I don't know how you could be a bad i, unless you just didn't show up," he says. "That'south what I didn't similar about it — you simply stand there. It's tedious. Y'all have no soul." One solar day, another male model couldn't brand a rehearsal at MTV, so the agency sent Male monarch instead and, wow, at present he was a VJ. "I said to them, 'I have no music experience, no journalism experience, no television-hosting experience.' They said, 'Perfect, you got the chore.' Side by side thing yous know, I'm on live Boob tube with a mic in my hand." Rex was not a natural interviewer; he spent much of the workday stoned. At a Tommy Hilfiger event, he bonked Mary J. Blige in the mouth with his microphone, prompting a death glare from the diva. Just existence a handsome fuckup was in no way a professional hindrance at MTV. "I immediately wanted to protect his goofy donkey," swain VJ Kennedy wrote in her memoir. "Simon was a baby, but a cute baby with a great heart and a huge penis." (More on that after.) "Our female person viewers dearest him," an exec told Newsweek at the time. If you lot were watching MTV in the mid-'90s, there was a expert run a risk Rex was your first crush.

Gus Van Sant liked what he saw too. The director idea Rex might take the right vibe to play a groovy who gets beat up by Matt Damon'south graphic symbol in Good Will Hunting and invited him to audition: "I get there, I've never acted in my life. I'm reading with Matt Damon. I start reading the lines robotically, and he says, 'Simon, I accept to end you. This is one of the worst auditions I've always seen.' " Still, Van Sant spotted a seed of talent and sent him to acting class. "The pic of him in my listen's eye is storklike, Ichabod Crane," recalls Rex'due south acting coach, Anthony Abeson. "He was not low energy, nor was his presence neutral. He was irreverent, anarchic — but always sweetness."

Rex recalls this menstruation as the best years of his life. At the dawn of the Giuliani era, New York's downtown model scene was merging with the hip-hop scene, and Rex was in the centre of it all. "You're bulletproof because you're 24 years former and yous could drink all night, get upward the next 24-hour interval, and handle your shit," he says. Then, in 1997, MTV fired Male monarch and two other VJs. Declining ratings had thrown the station into 1 of its Why aren't we playing more videos? panics, and the bosses, every bit Fourth dimension magazine put it, were looking for an "authenticity that veejays like Simon Rex, hottie though he may be, but couldn't deliver." This by itself was not a terrible trauma, merely effectually the aforementioned time, one of Rex's buddies committed suicide in his apartment. And so he moved to L.A. and accepted a lot of cash from the WB to allow information technology try to plow him into a Tv set star. He had built-in recognition from MTV and the right wait, which is to say he looked a lot like every other guy on the WB. The network gave him a holding deal. "They were throwing money around," he says. "They would give me six figures to not audition for NBC." After that arc on Felicity, he played a bartender with a surprisingly big vocabulary in a Friends knockoff called Jack & Jill, then Jennie Garth's character'southward beau on What I Like About You. His big scene in the pilot was wrestling with a mattress. ("Inexplicably allowed to lurk is Simon Rex, the current comedy killer," sniffed the Chicago Tribune.) Whenever he wanted a gig real bad, he would get a skilful dark's sleep, study his lines, comb his hair, and never get it. "Then when I'd walk into the room hung-over, didn't give a fuck, disheveled, I booked the task every fucking time."

The early aughts are not a hallowed time in American retentiveness, only they were Rex'due south time. He joined the Scary Movie franchise, a proudly stupid series of films in which he first appeared every bit George, a dim but adept-hearted hunk who couldn't stop falling out of windows. The grapheme became a fan favorite, and the series kept contriving ways to bring Rex back, even after George died in a tragic battle blow. There was a fundamental guilelessness to Rex in all these parts: His characters might accidentally don a Klan hood or get into a fistfight with a corpse, but they went into everything with the best intentions. "At that place'due south no pretense to Simon, no phoniness," says David Zucker, writer-manager of Scary Moving picture three. "He knows where the joke is, and he's smart enough not to flash."

With his newfound financial security, Male monarch bought a house in Laurel Canyon and, by his own account, did not have to work particularly difficult to go by. The residual of the fourth dimension, he partied hard. Through the L.A. club circuit, he became buds with Paris Hilton. "She'd come up out to the club on roller skates. She'd curlicue upward to guys and exist like, 'You're so hot.' " (Tabloid canon says they were dating, merely Rex maintains they were only friends who held easily sometimes. Photographic evidence indicates they were perchance more.) Gossip pages spotted him with JC Chasez, Joe Francis, the cast of Laguna Beach. From this scene sprung his side hustle: Through his friend Adrien Brody, "the Pianist himself," Rex learned how to make beats. Before long he started rapping with a flow inspired by his teenage idol Too $hort. Dubbing himself Dirt Nasty, King hooked up with indie emcees Mickey Avalon and Andre Legacy to grade a trio that paired lo-fi beats with ironically over-the-top comedy rap. At offset, it was just for fun. Rex would burn CD-Rs of their tracks and mitt them out to A-listers like Leonardo DiCaprio at clubs. Then Avalon got signed to Interscope, and their track "My Dick" ("My dick, size of a pumpkin / Your dick, wait similar Macaulay Culkin") went viral in the Myspace era. "I don't know if this is a bad thing to say, but information technology was rap music for white people," he says. Suburban teens could get a vicarious thrill from the lyrics while at the same time taking condolement in the fact that it was all simply a joke.

This era, Rex says wistfully, was the concluding time nightlife was fun, the time right before camera phones ruined everything: "People standing on a table, getting upward and genuinely having a good time, before you'd get busted and tagged at the location. There would've been a lot more footage of me beingness a full wasted asshole." He is reluctant to talk as well openly about those days when a recorder is running. Ane, he doesn't want to throw anyone under the bus. And two, he doesn't want to audio like he's bragging. But he tells me two stories. The reason he's more than comfortable sharing these, information technology seems, is because they're ones where the joke is most him looking similar a douche. (When yous wait like King, information technology is sometimes safer to turn yourself into the punch line before someone else does.) The offset came when he was feeling himself and so much he went out and bought a Porsche. I day, he was driving downwards Wilshire, high and a piffling hung-over, when he caught a glimpse of himself in a reflection. He wanted to throw upwards: Jesus, look at that asshole. Disgusted, he returned information technology and got himself a squeamish, boring Audi.

The other story was from his time hanging out at the Playboy Mansion before he got banned for letting his friends get in with his ID. "There's no fashion I'm going to non audio like a dick saying this," he begins. Information technology was the middle of wintertime in L.A., and, in a sign that Male monarch sometimes tried a little more than than he lets on, he did something he had never done before or since: He got a spray tan. So, miracle of miracles, he wound upward going dwelling with the Playmate of the Year. Talk virtually an ego boost, correct? "The next morning, the bed looked similar a murder scene. All the orange had stained her sheets. She woke me up, going, 'What the fuck?' I had to sheepishly put my dress on while her sheets were ruined. I went from being the human being to crawling out of there like a loser."

Clockwise from tiptop left: King interviewing Tupac Shakur for MTV (1996); at a Grammys party with Paris Hilton (2008); in Scary Movie 3 (2003); performing as Dirt Nasty in Miami (2007). Photo: Simon Rex/Youtube (Shakur); Mirrorpix/Alamy (Hilton); Dimension/Everett Collection (Scary Movie iii); Donna Ward/Getty Images (Dirt Nasty).

Clockwise from top left: Rex interviewing Tupac Shakur for MTV (1996); at a Grammys party with Paris Hilton (2008); in Scary Motion picture 3 (2003); performin... Clockwise from top left: Rex interviewing Tupac Shakur for MTV (1996); at a Grammys party with Paris Hilton (2008); in Scary Picture show three (2003); performing as Dirt Nasty in Miami (2007). Photo: Simon King/Youtube (Shakur); Mirrorpix/Alamy (Hilton); Dimension/Everett Collection (Scary Pic 3); Donna Ward/Getty Images (Dirt Nasty).

Somewhen, the Clay Nasty persona became a poisoned beaker. The character was supposed to exist satirical, Simon's party-male child lifestyle turned upwards to 11. But while his fans might not take taken tracks like "Baby Dick" or "Animal Lover" at face value, they did come to expect the real Male monarch to exist as much of a flagrant asshole as the guy he played onstage. Touring played havoc with his relationships. "Imagine dating Dirt Nasty — seeing women throwing panties at you, knocking on the backstage door to come over and have a threesome," he says. "I wouldn't want that." Back in Hollywood, his window was endmost. His agents would call him virtually an audition just to find he was on the road in Cincinnati. Then those telephone calls stopped. "They were like, 'Pitiful, bro. You've been gone.' "

He was brought back for Scary Movie 5, but even though Rex was ane of the leads, he wasn't on the poster. "Memories are brusque in Hollywood," says Zucker. "The studio considered him no longer a proper noun." He subsisted on indie movies, shitty comedies, spider web series. In 2016, TMZ captured video of King continuing outside a Sunset Strip social club in sweatpants equally a column of immature women unsuccessfully attempted to flirt with him through the universal linguistic communication of cleavage. To watch it is to witness a man having a midlife crisis in existent time: King looks virtually painfully sober, as though the altitude between 42 and 22 is bearing down on him. Since turning 40, he had been in an existential tailspin. He was a grown homo with grayness pilus whose longest relationship had been with his business manager. He quit smoking weed and constitute he had all these emotions he had no idea how to deal with. "I was trying to hold the mirror up to myself, and that'due south a fucking scary matter," he says. "Am I really just this guy who's a performative douchebag in L.A.? I spent a lot of fucking nights staring at the ceiling, wondering what I'1000 doing with my life." He enjoyed his freedom, but he was learning the downside of a life with few attachments. Should he have gotten married and had kids? Pursued a real career? His days of getting pleasure from partying were long behind him. His false friends had disappeared when his career dried upwardly, and his existent friends had settled down and weren't hanging out as much anymore; he got the sense their wives considered him a bad influence. "You recall you lot got friends," he says, "but at the finish of the day, you're really just solitary."

1 thing was clear: Rapping to teenagers nearly doing drugs wasn't cute anymore. Actors, particularly male ones, may be able to stay relevant in middle age, only King didn't retrieve musicians could. "There's something sad nigh the old rock star trying to be young and sexy," he says. "You can't age gracefully into that, at least not as Dirt Nasty." He wanted to give it up, but the gigs were his main source of income. (He had gotten into Vine as a distraction, only he never made whatsoever money from that.) What else could he do?

His own mind was exhausting him, always running a meg miles a minute. He tried everything to go it to slow downwards. "You know how many times I've gone to, similar, yoga, meditation workshops, self-help books?" None of them actually worked. "Certain people are just wired the way they are," he says. Rex had been exposed to the California New Age scene from a young age and learned quickly that some of it was legit and some of it was bullshit. Both elements are in his blood. His male parent, Paul Cutright, is a jiff-work coach. "My dad'due south the real bargain," Rex says, non like the influencers who are just jumping on a trend. He has been doing it for 40 years, since the days of alternative psychiatrist Stanislav Grof. Male monarch and his dad were never that close — Cutright walked out when King was little — but about three years ago, the two of them had a psychedelic experience together, and his dad started telling him about his ain father, a spiritual leader who, Rex was led to believe, was not e'er the most faithful shepherd of his flock. "That's what happens," Rex says. "Anyone who's like, 'I take all the answers, bust out your credit card,' become them abroad from me."

A safer source of wisdom, he says, is bumper stickers. BE Water. STAY IN THE MOMENT. RUN TO THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, AND RUN FROM THOSE WHO Merits TO Take Institute Information technology. "Information technology'south corny New Age shit, merely there'southward a lot of truth to them." Whenever he gets stressed out nigh the turbulence of the modern world, he thinks of something his dad told him at the height of the pandemic. "He said, 'We're in the moment between the caterpillar and the butterfly. On the other side of this, there'due south an enkindling. But correct now, everyone's in the uncomfortable sludgy phase.' "

Rex equally Mikey Saber in Crimson Rocket. Photograph: A24

The dream of the '90s is withal alive in Sean Bakery's filmography: small budgets, few stars, no compromises. His movies follow characters on the margins — immigrants, sex workers, hustlers of all stripes — and often characteristic first-time actors. ("Talk most a fucking avatar of purity," the filmmaker Kel O'Neill one time told me.) But he doesn't brand those desaturated indies where people in poverty sit around and scowl; his movies sparkle with joy and life. Bakery bankrupt out with 2015'due south Tangerine , a Christmas picaresque shot entirely on the iPhone 5S. His follow-upwards, 2017'southward The Florida Project , is a neorealist gem well-nigh a rambunctious 6-yr-old living in a cabin on the outskirts of Disney World. It appeared on many critics' year-finish lists and earned an Oscar nomination for Willem Dafoe. Crucially, it was also the start of Baker'southward relationship with A24, the indie studio behind films like Moonlight , Lady Bird , and Uncut Gems , whose label has go a byword for quality among discerning cinephiles.

Bakery's next A24 projection, Cherry Rocket, was inspired past enquiry he had done on the adult-flick industry a few years earlier. It follows Mikey Saber, a down-and-out porn star who returns to his Texas hometown and winds up grooming a local high-schooler. The character's a sleazeball, constantly spouting off virtually the comeback he's certain he deserves. But Baker wanted him to accept a queasy likability: Members of the audience should root for Mikey against their improve judgment, even while they're slowly realizing he may be the worst person alive. He'southward not a million miles from guys Rex knew in L.A., "the land of narcissistic sociopaths." Or, for that thing, Dirt Nasty himself. "I've been effectually plenty ridiculous, macho … I don't know if toxic masculinity is the correct discussion, but I grew up around so much of that sort of matter," he says. "It's non like I'thou playing a professor at Harvard Police force. I could speak this language."

Rex has put a lot of effort over the years into not being an asshole like Mikey. "He's a horrible person who will practice whatever it takes to get to the top," he says. "I'd similar to think I'one thousand not. Unless I'm completely delusional." Consider the fourth dimension the British tabloids offered him $lxx,000 to lie and say he'd slept with Meghan Markle, with whom he had guest-starred in an episode of a UPN sitcom. The same month, a vape company offered him $20,000 to practice an advert campaign. He was at the end of his rope, living in a guesthouse in Venice, and could have actually used the money. He turned them both down. Now all he has is the memory of doing the right thing — plus a handwritten letter from the duchess thanking him for letting the world know what she was up against.

Baker is about the same age as King and had been tracking his career since the '90s. He loved following the kooky comedy skits Male monarch did on Vine. They proved he was a survivor. "I was similar, 'Let's end pretending this guy's not talented,' " Baker says. "Information technology's not but the ability to improvise; information technology's the ability to improvise and make people express joy, which I detect to exist genius." By happenstance, Baker's sister and Rex had a common friend, and so it was simply a matter of calling him on the phone, having him submit a tape, and then offering him the function. Rex drove straight to Galveston.

In Hollywood physics, a star is born through a precise combination of player, part, and moment. Recollect Bradley Cooper in The Hangover or Channing Tatum in Magic Mike. Rex is not incorrect to think Scarlet Rocket could be that vehicle for him. Similar all the best star turns, his performance is a mix of things we already knew about him and things we had no thought he could practice. Mikey is a vision of early on-aughts raunch civilization grown drastic in center historic period, just his ugliness is always masked with a twinge of humor. In the flick'due south virtually painful scene, he reveals his true self in a fumbling, inarticulate monologue. The horrible awkwardness of information technology, the fashion it sinks into your stomach, then keeps going? That's all Rex.

Mikey's vulnerability is Rex's, too. "I don't know if I could have gone to those depths before I got slapped down," he says. So is Mikey'southward motormouthed charisma — whenever the character was about to veer too far into irredeemability, Rex would flash his adolescent side: Ooh, a dragonfly! With Baker, he came up with Mikey's distinctive method of dismounting a bike, hopping off at full speed and letting it careen into a wall. It's pure slapstick, and it brings down the house every time. Only when you stop laughing practise you realize that'due south how Mikey treats people, too.

In addition to all the other reasons Rex was a expert fit for the part of Mikey, there was this: An uncomfortable number of people knew what he looked like naked. It happened when he was nevertheless a teenager, living with the daughter with the scar. They had to pay rent, the babe needed to consume, and Simon'due south $6.50 an 60 minutes every bit a busboy wasn't cutting it. So at the urging of his girlfriend, he did 2 video sessions for gay-porn impresario Brad Posey. Solo stuff, but masturbation. He doesn't remember how much he got paid, but he remembers information technology being exactly every bit much as they needed.

Of course, he'd had qualms, but he would be lying if he didn't admit a part of him thought it was cool: "It was similar stone and whorl, Sunset Strip, Mötley Crüe, 'Rock out with your cock out' — that dumb shit." This was the early '90s. How many teenage boys prepared to jerk off in front end of a camera for some quick greenbacks could have foreseen the rapid technological changes that were to come up, in which porn would transform from a physical object into a digital ane, from something tucked away in shame to something thrillingly bachelor, terrifyingly reproducible?

The tapes didn't come out for a few years; past the time they did, as Young, Hard, & Solo two and 3, King had made it to MTV. Newsweek wrote them upwardly, and Michael Musto printed a still of Rex's penis in his Village Vocalization column. (Despite rumors, the porn was non why he was fired by MTV, though he did lose out on a few acting opportunities because of it.) Sometimes Male monarch will say information technology was 30 years ago and any ill feelings have been worn abroad past time. Other times, he admits he doesn't love the way his brush with porn has connected to define him. Girlfriends sometimes used it against him in fights. It was the thing nigh tabloids led with. "I'grand not stupid. I'll run into people be similar, 'Oh, y'all're the guy from …' And they become out their phone and they fucking Google me and then they laugh at me," he says. He's aware the release of Cherry-red Rocket is about to make the discipline inescapable, and while he says his history helped him understand Mikey'south incessant hustle, he reminds me that, dissimilar the character, he was never in the manufacture per se. He just made ii tapes, then moved on with his life. How many of your orgasms do you remember?

King with director Sean Baker on the film-festival circuit. Photo: Photograph by Juan Naharro Gimenez/Getty Images

By the time the Cherry Rocket promo tour rolled around, Rex had been living in total isolation in the desert for months. He'd had a girlfriend early in quarantine, but they bankrupt upwardly soon after he finished the picture. "I'k non kidding, human being. I was losing it," he says. "I would fucking be sitting in that location talking to myself out in the desert, responding to a podcast similar it was my friend; the lady at the gas station would be my simply social interaction in days."

Inside the insular world of European movie festivals, the Cannes premiere of Carmine Rocket was a coronation. Rex walked the cherry staircase in a navy Armani tux, looking tall and tanned. He seemed as if he belonged at that place. The film played well in the room, and afterward, bandage and crew were treated to the uniquely Cannes experience of a protracted standing ovation. Baker big-upped his leading human being with an enthusiastic double-barreled pointing activeness; unsure what else to practice, Male monarch fidgeted with his bow tie. That dark, the Red Rocket team had dinner together to gloat. Rex ducked out before dessert. The sudden rush of stimuli was too much for him to take. He went back to his room and lay in his bed alone. "My brain isn't wired for everything that'south happening," he told me the next day over restorative waters on a hotel lawn. He arrived in leopard-print swim trunks, still damp from a decompressing dip in the sea.

Fifty-fifty the most hardened psyche would accept trouble standing upward to a roomful of clapping Frenchmen in tuxedos. "The applause and the love, that was one of the highlights of my life," he said. Rex was crossing the threshold separating one version of the manufacture from another. In 1, y'all frolic with bikini babes; in the other, you attend galas and tributes. And if — like Leo — you still happen to frolic with bikini babes in your spare time, and so at least y'all're doing it with gravitas.

There is a certain privilege in prestige. A24'due south stable of stars includes Robert Pattinson, an former Harrodian, and Riley Keough, Elvis's granddaughter. Everywhere King goes, cinéastes have been dropping names of movies he hasn't heard of; like a good student, he has been writing them downward and checking them out later. Rex never went back to higher, and much of his education has come as an adult. He's got the autodidact thing of wanting to read every book and listen to every podcast. (When he uses words like ephemeral, he has an endearing habit of double-checking that he'south gotten it correct.) He remembers his busboy job in Beverly Hills, when the rich people would care for him like crap because he didn't cut the lemons right. His festival travels put him back in with those people but with a difference: "At present they want me around." Reviews out of the Cannes premiere were almost uniformly positive. The Hollywood Reporter said King gave a "magnetic full-tilt performance of wired physicality and hypercaffeinated loquacity." At Deauville, Crimson Rocket won both the Jury Prize and the Critics Award. The next 24-hour interval, Rex was at a glitzy dinner in Paris. "I'm a shiny object they tin can say they met," he says. "I'm still not i of them, but they're accepting me into their earth."

Rex'due south Joshua Tree house has make clean modernist lines and plenty of natural light — "an Instagrammer's moisture dream," he says. Vestiges of the Airbnb thought remain: The compound is full of picayune stations, about similar an developed summer camp. Over hither, in that location'southward a fire pit; upwardly there is a spot for hammocks. For relaxation, there's an outdoor tub; for entertaining, a dining table carved from Tahoe cedar. A guesthouse is nether construction near the driveway. (Rex wanted to build it college upward, just 1 of his neighbors, a famous superhero actor, didn't like that it would look out over his holding.)

Rex estimates that in the 2 and a one-half months since nosotros met at Cannes, he has slept in his bed only three nights. On the drive to his house, he reflects on the journeying: "There would be a time in my life where I'd be thinking I was hot shit. At present I'm trying to remain humble. I know this is fleeting." But it's incommunicable not to think, at least a little bit, virtually the route ahead. "I've got to accept reward of this window I accept and brand the right moves from hither," he says. "That will set up me up for the next few years, which could set me upwardly to exist comfy for the rest of my life."

Male monarch didn't actually make that much for Red Rocket. Information technology'southward tacky to talk about money, he says to the reporter who keeps asking him about coin, but he tells me his fee was less than six figures. (An A24 movie primarily pays in cachet.) But that'south okay. When nosotros get to the house, he tells me another story about money. Before the pandemic, he was traveling around Southeast Asia, paying his way by making Cameos. He would record a few happy-birthday videos for $fifty a pop, and that would cover his nutrient and lodging for a while. "To some, that might be pathetic, similar, 'Oh God, Simon Rex is doing Cameos to eat,' " he says. "But I felt like the luckiest guy in the world."

People could call him washed up. Hell, he was saying it himself for ten years. But somewhere deep inside, he knew an opportunity was around the corner. Maybe it would be a sci-fi show no ane watched that would pay a couple hundred grand a year; mayhap information technology would be something else. He could just tell it wasn't over for him. For all his talk about the power of surrender, he believed this: Everything — Scarlet Rocket, Cannes, even the Scary Movie days — was destined for him.

Is that a contradiction? We sit on Rex'south porch and talk almost fate. I tell him I think information technology's all most the facts yous choose to build your ain narrative. I tell myself I never saw the nearly important developments in my life coming, but if I highlighted 12 other things, I could say it was all written in the stars. "I approximate information technology's non that you were born out of the womb into a destiny, but something carves your path at some bespeak," Rex concludes.

Past now the sun has gone downward, and the night is so quiet we tin hear our voices echoing off the furniture. I ask him what will happen if the dream doesn't come true. What if the motion picture flops, the Oscar fizz dissipates, and his comeback lasts all of 1 film?

"That's fine," he says. "Considering look where I am at present." He fabricated a practiced picture show. Even if it fizzles, perhaps information technology will become a cult classic one day. In the worst-case scenario, he'll be exactly where he was a year agone: living in a place he loves, having made peace with the end of his Hollywood career. The firm is paid off, his bills are low. And if money gets really tight and he needs to hire the place out on Airbnb, he'll survive that, likewise. "It's not the finish of the world," he says. "I'd probably go a 2nd mattress and bandy it out."

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